From Maisy the Greyhound

Couldnt resist posting this one. Quick background. Greyhound owner on holiday in Las Vegas. Letter received from said Greyhound by email.

Dear Mummy and Daddy,
 
Auntie Jenni is engrossed in 'The Silence' on the Televsion so while she is not looking I have borrowed her laptop in order to write you an email and let you know that I miss you loads.
 
Sometimes in a morning I stand at the bottom of the stairs looking for you both but Auntie Jenni says you will be back in three more days.  I am not sure how long three days is but I think it must be quite a while cause Auntie Jenni's suitcase is quite big.  I would like it if you could hurry up because Auntie Jenni doesn't sing that annoying song as well as you mummy, (even though neither of you have obviously realised I can't ride a bicycle wether it is made for two or not)
 
I am being a very good girl, I have been doing everything I am told and have lots to tell you.  Today we had a special outing and my friend from next door (that little annoying shit that barks in my face all the time) and his human 'Josh' came in the car with me and Auntie Jenni.  I was a bit concerned that he would annoy me on the back seat but he was a good dog and sat in the footwell licking my foot whilst I stretched out on the back seat (it's my car).  We both behaved.
 
We drove quite a long way but it was worth it 'cause we went to that field at Saltwell Park that Daddy takes me to.  We ran around and for once Alfie was trying to catch me - I ran very very fast.  We were joined a bit later by an alsation called Lucas and he was a great running companion, I liked his owner too cause he persuaded Auntie Jenni to let me have my muzzle off for a while.
 
Unfortuantely two little 'things' then joined us in the field, to be honest I can't beleive they were dogs cause they were even smaller than Alfie, Auntie Jenni made me have my muzzle on as soon as they came in - I didn't mind too much cause its easier to squash little dogs in to the ground with a muzzle on. (just joking honest Mummy - I liked them and we all played nicely)
 
I got a parcel in the post today - it came from something called 'ebay' and it had in it two white fluffy bones and guess what - both of them squeek - result !  I immediately hid one in my bed under the stairs and took the other one straight in to the crate and hid that - no one else can play with them.  That includes Alfie - he may be my friend but he steals things you know.  (he took a dish cloth, a teatowel and my rope toy into his garden, but don't worry Daddy, you'd be proud, I got my own back when I went in to his garden to play yesterday I chewed his chew stick until it was too soggy for him to enjoy - he he he he)
 
Anyway I still have lots to tell you but I'll save my other storys for when you come back because I don't want Auntie Jennie to see that I am using her laptop, besides I need to roll over on my back and have a sleep now - you will be so proud of me for being such a good girl while you are away.
 
I am really looking forward to you coming home, I love you very much and I know that Auntie Jenni is missing you lots too.  
 
Love from
 
Lazy Maisy 'moo moo' My Lady
 
ps Auntie Jenni said that it thundered three times tonight - but she may have made it up cause, I never noticed !!!!!!!